Canada has supplied the world with dozens of comedians – to name a few - Mike Myers, Eugene Levy, Catherine O’Hara, Dan Aykroyd, Martin Short, Norm McDonald, Will Arnett, Samantha Bee, etc., etc. So it’s no surprise that we can laugh at ourselves. Here are some examples:

What are Canada’s seasons?
- Winter and road construction.

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What's the difference between the United States and Canada?
- The Americans have really nice neighbors.

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What do you call a sophisticated American?
- A Canadian.

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How do you stop bacon from curling in the frying pan?
- Take away its broom.

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Whoever said, “Do the job right the first time, and you’ll never have to do it again,” never shovelled snow off a Canadian driveway.

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How do you find a Canadian in a crowd?
- Just start bumping into people until someone apologizes.

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Two Canadians die and end up in hell. The devil decides to visit them, and when he walks into their room, he sees them talking and laughing. Confused, he asks them why they're happy.

They reply that they were so sick of the cold, they’re happy the place is nice and warm.

The devil, annoyed, goes to hell’s boiler room to turn up the heat. It’s so bad, that along the way back to the Canadians, the other people beg him to crank down the heat.

Back in the Canadian’s room, they’re enjoying themselves and having a barbecue.

Realizing he’s been approaching the situation backwards, he goes to the boiler room, and he turns off the heat. Now hell is colder than anywhere on earth.

He returns to the Canadians, only to see them jumping up and down in excitement. He demands: “Why are you so happy?!”

“Hell froze over! That means the Leafs won!”